How to make Apple Dumplings

You don’t. ..
Simple as that..
I suck at cooking and tend to look online for ways to make stuff easier and cheaper.  Guess how they come out?
Pretty damn horrible.
Granted I don’t always follow directions. I hate lime and lemon. And onions..and some garlic.

All in all when you get something offline, don’t expect perfection. If it is something you know will make your house smell like the Pillsbury dough boy fucked an apple and orgasemed all over your kitchen then maybe you should leave it to the pros.
No shame in learning the easier stuff first and working your way up.
Got to know how to brown those apples before you dumpling them.

Also brown sugar.

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